myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

Apr 18th / 267,181 notes

hathawayroza:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

some more:

  • anything you say
  • whatever makes you happy
  • if that’s what you want
  • cool
  • sure man
  • how wonderful
Apr 18th / 482,489 notes

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

Apr 15th / 688,161 notes

airnuttedsohard:

Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie

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newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

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How to kill someone;
Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again,
See them nearly everyday and pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie.
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hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

Apr 15th / 136,042 notes

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