this is god giving u a second chance
- Status: Rain! :)
- Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
if you’re good looking and you talk to me first, the only thing going through my mind is:
do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it
- tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
- producers: oh god not again
- tim burton: so we have some undead people
- tim burton: who are creepy and shit
- tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
- tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
- tim burton: what do you think?
dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"