anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
oh my god i just remembered those pringles pots were a thing and now i want one
I had one of those little watermelon bear things. Whiny little cunts, them.
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
5:24am // 10:50pm
this killed me and i dont even know why
This really fucked me up
Toy Story 3 - Parallels
…the future of Pizza (X)
YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS.
I hope all food is ordered this way in the future
how can one man be that sexy
when kids stare at you for a long time
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
"I’m full, do you want my dessert"